每日一笑~兩個女人 在天堂聊天‏

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兩個女人  在天堂聊天

Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven


1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
 
女士A:我是凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
 
女士B:好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What about you?
 
女士A:也沒多壞!冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡,最後就平靜的死了。你呢?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
女士B:我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視。

1st woman: So, what happened?
 
女士A:喔!那後來呢?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
 
女士B:我非常確定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找。

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
 
我跑上頂樓找,又下到地下室,然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了。

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the fr! ee! zer---we'd both will still be alive.
 
女士A:太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著。


 

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